0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 1 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,642 You unlock this door with the key of imagination. 2 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:12,028 Beyond it is another dimension- 3 00:00:12,063 --> 00:00:14,030 a dimension of sound, 4 00:00:14,065 --> 00:00:17,150 a dimension of sight, 5 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:19,035 a dimension of mind. 6 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:21,538 You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, 7 00:00:21,573 --> 00:00:23,406 of things and ideas. 8 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:27,160 You've just crossed over into the twilight zone. 9 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:50,316 I thought you made an appointment. 10 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,819 I did. 11 00:00:52,854 --> 00:00:54,687 Oh, come on, alan. 12 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,190 You're not in that much of a hurry, are you? 13 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:57,941 Yes. 14 00:00:57,976 --> 00:01:00,693 Oh. 15 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,579 Well, in that case, you tell them. 16 00:01:02,614 --> 00:01:04,447 You tell them they're keeping the head 17 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,950 of the mcclellan enterprises waiting. Tell them. 18 00:01:06,985 --> 00:01:09,335 All right, all right. 19 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:19,345 Do you want to forget the whole thing? 20 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,848 No, i don't want to forget the whole thing. 21 00:01:21,883 --> 00:01:24,350 I just want to get this foolishness over with. 22 00:01:30,607 --> 00:01:32,475 Can i have one? 23 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:37,480 Why, thank you. 24 00:01:42,986 --> 00:01:44,237 Come on. 25 00:01:47,991 --> 00:01:49,876 Hello. Hello. 26 00:01:49,911 --> 00:01:51,127 May i help you? 27 00:01:51,162 --> 00:01:52,378 My name is ransome. 28 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,881 I believe my wife made an appointment with you. 29 00:01:55,498 --> 00:01:56,132 Oh, yes. 30 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:58,635 I am mr. Spiereto. 31 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:03,006 Now, exactly where do we intend to go? 32 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:06,509 We intend to go to london. 33 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:07,393 Splendid. 34 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,645 Of course, you've been. 35 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,396 No. 36 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,899 Well, it's a charming place, utterly charming. 37 00:02:12,934 --> 00:02:15,401 Of course, you picked a rather bad time of the year... 38 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,904 excuse me, mr. Spiereto, but we're kind of rushed, 39 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:19,772 and i'd appreciate it... 40 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,024 well, we all are. 41 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:24,911 Now... 42 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:28,281 have you decided on an airline? 43 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:28,915 No. 44 00:02:29,532 --> 00:02:31,417 Well, then, if i may, 45 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,669 i'd like to suggest... 46 00:02:32,704 --> 00:02:33,920 oh, we're not going by plane. 47 00:02:33,955 --> 00:02:34,921 I beg your pardon? 48 00:02:34,956 --> 00:02:36,789 I say we're not going by plane. 49 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:39,425 Oh, but you must. 50 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,928 That is, unless you're planning this 51 00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:42,679 for some time in the future. 52 00:02:42,714 --> 00:02:44,547 No, no, we're leaving right away. 53 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:47,550 Then i'm afraid a ship is out of the question. 54 00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:48,434 You see, this is the off season, 55 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:49,686 and all the ships have been booked; 56 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:52,188 they're taken off their regular schedules. 57 00:02:52,223 --> 00:02:53,439 All of them? 58 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,308 All the acceptable ones, yes. 59 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:01,447 I hope you won't mind my saying this, mrs. Ransome, 60 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,198 but you know, 61 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:04,701 airplanes are perfectly safe nowadays. 62 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:05,952 Why, i realize a few people 63 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:09,706 experience a certain... trepidation, shall we say, 64 00:03:09,741 --> 00:03:10,957 but there's absolutely no reason... 65 00:03:10,992 --> 00:03:12,825 you don't have to tell me about airplanes. 66 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,077 I used to be a stewardess. 67 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:17,213 It just happens that we don't want to fly. 68 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:19,082 Eileen, for heaven's sake, if it's the only way, 69 00:03:19,117 --> 00:03:20,333 it's the only way. 70 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:24,721 Could i see a list of the boats thatarerunning? 71 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:27,724 As you wish. 72 00:03:29,592 --> 00:03:32,095 Alan, you promised. 73 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:34,480 I know i promised. 74 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,733 It really is very important. 75 00:03:36,768 --> 00:03:39,235 Now, we agreed on that, right? 76 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:41,104 I'm afraid... 77 00:03:41,139 --> 00:03:42,605 theseare the only 78 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,490 passenger-carrying vessels leaving for england 79 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,359 in the next 30 days. 80 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,861 Themintrelis a freighter 81 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,747 but i understand the accommodations are quite adequate. 82 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:51,998 Oh, excuse me. 83 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:53,616 What about this one? 84 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:54,867 Thelady anne? 85 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,753 Oh, i don't think so. 86 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:58,004 Why not? 87 00:03:58,039 --> 00:03:59,872 Well, for one thing, it's very nearly the oldest boat 88 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,124 in the water 89 00:04:01,159 --> 00:04:03,626 and it's certainly the slowest. 90 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:06,129 13 days to le havre, 91 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:08,131 another half day 92 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:09,015 to southampton... 93 00:04:09,632 --> 00:04:11,517 ifthere are favorable winds. 94 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:12,769 Well, forget it. 95 00:04:12,804 --> 00:04:14,020 Oh, no, no, wait a minute. 96 00:04:14,055 --> 00:04:15,271 It leaves on thursday. 97 00:04:15,306 --> 00:04:17,774 That's less than a week. 98 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:20,393 Please, mrs. Ransome, 99 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:21,644 forget it, take your husband's advice. 100 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:24,030 Thelady anneis an antique, 101 00:04:24,065 --> 00:04:25,281 a relic. 102 00:04:25,316 --> 00:04:27,150 Look we can relax when we get there 103 00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:28,401 if that's what you want. 104 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,286 Don't make such a big deal out of it. 105 00:04:30,321 --> 00:04:32,789 Well, itis a big deal to me, 106 00:04:32,824 --> 00:04:34,657 a very big deal. 107 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,296 Give us two tickets. 108 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,665 For this? 109 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:45,168 Yeah, that's, that's right, thelady anne. 110 00:04:49,806 --> 00:04:51,057 Very well. 111 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:00,566 A few extra days won't matter, will they? 112 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,435 No. 113 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,686 I don't have anything better to do. 114 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:08,074 Portrait of a honeymoon couple getting ready for a journey 115 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,942 with a difference: 116 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,445 These newlyweds have been married for six years 117 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,330 and they're not taking this honeymoon 118 00:05:14,365 --> 00:05:15,581 to start their life 119 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:16,833 but rather to save it. 120 00:05:16,868 --> 00:05:18,701 Or so eileen ransome thinks. 121 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,586 She doesn't know why 122 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:21,838 she insisted on a ship for this voyage 123 00:05:21,873 --> 00:05:23,706 except that it would give them some time 124 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:26,843 and she'd never been on one before, 125 00:05:26,878 --> 00:05:28,711 certainly never one like thelady anne. 126 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:31,214 The tickets read "new york to southampton", 127 00:05:31,249 --> 00:05:34,350 but this old liner is going somewhere else. 128 00:05:34,385 --> 00:05:38,104 The twilight zone. 129 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,718 Oh, alan, alan, it's beautiful. 130 00:06:08,753 --> 00:06:10,586 It's urgent that schwimmer get these reports tonight 131 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:13,089 or, at the latest, early tomorrow morning before the office opens. 132 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:14,340 I'll call you when i get to london. 133 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,591 What? 134 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:16,225 Well, it's beautiful. 135 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:19,345 Uh-uh, not it, madam, she. 136 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:21,230 This ship happens to be a lady. 137 00:06:21,265 --> 00:06:22,482 Oh, of course. 138 00:06:22,517 --> 00:06:23,733 Well, she's beautiful. 139 00:06:23,768 --> 00:06:24,984 I'd say she's beautiful. 140 00:06:25,019 --> 00:06:26,235 From the descriptions, 141 00:06:26,270 --> 00:06:27,487 we'd expected a cross between 142 00:06:27,522 --> 00:06:29,355 a kayak and theflying dutchman. 143 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,240 You two seeing somebody off? 144 00:06:31,275 --> 00:06:31,858 No, we're passengers. 145 00:06:31,893 --> 00:06:33,109 What's that? What? 146 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:34,360 What-what did you say? 147 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:34,994 We're passengers. 148 00:06:35,029 --> 00:06:36,863 Oh, i hardly think so. I don't think that... 149 00:06:36,898 --> 00:06:39,365 this is, this is thelady anne. 150 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,616 There must be a mistake. 151 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:42,502 Toby, please, i haven't kept you waiting long enough 152 00:06:42,537 --> 00:06:43,753 to raise your temper. Come along. 153 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,621 Be quiet, millie. You look at your tickets, 154 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,507 and you'll find there's been an error. I repeat, 155 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:48,374 this is thelady anne. 156 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:49,625 And i repeat, we're passengers. 157 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:50,877 Let me have a look at your tickets. 158 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:52,128 Show me your tickets. Why should i do that? 159 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:53,012 I beg your pardon. I'm sorry. 160 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:54,263 Call it curiosity. 161 00:06:54,298 --> 00:06:55,515 Please, please, let me have a look at them. 162 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:57,383 Go on. 163 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,634 All right. 164 00:06:58,669 --> 00:06:59,769 Thank you. 165 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:07,276 "Mr. And mrs. Alan ransome," is that what it says? 166 00:07:07,311 --> 00:07:08,528 "New york, southampton." 167 00:07:08,563 --> 00:07:09,779 "Two one-way..." 168 00:07:09,814 --> 00:07:12,281 toby, toby, you're not gonna reading the small print. 169 00:07:12,316 --> 00:07:13,533 These seem to be in order, millie. 170 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:15,284 Thank you. I'm glad to know that. 171 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:18,538 No, but i tell you, there's a mistake. There's a mistake. 172 00:07:18,573 --> 00:07:20,406 This is what you might call a private party, 173 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:22,291 a private... an excursion. 174 00:07:22,326 --> 00:07:24,160 A mistake. A terrible mistake. 175 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:26,045 Millie, millie, come along, come along. 176 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:29,165 I guess that means welcome aboard in british. 177 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,050 Well, don't let him get your back up. 178 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:33,553 You'll be twice as cranky when you're his age. 179 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:37,924 You can still turn back, you know. 180 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:41,060 Just think of being cooped up with me for 14 days. 181 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:41,677 I made a promise, 182 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:42,929 i'm going to go through with it. 183 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:44,180 Isn't that good enough? 184 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:46,065 Sure, sure, sure. 185 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:55,441 At leasttry to enjoy yourself. 186 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,446 One moment, please. 187 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:01,080 Your names? 188 00:08:01,115 --> 00:08:02,331 Ransome. 189 00:08:02,366 --> 00:08:04,200 You want to see our tickets, too? 190 00:08:04,235 --> 00:08:06,702 No, sir, that's quite all right. Thank you. 191 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:07,954 State room 24 192 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,456 is down that flight of stairs there 193 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,707 and to your left. 194 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,964 You're not going to let him do this? 195 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:20,466 I'm afraid it's out of my hands, sir. 196 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,861 Come on, come on. 197 00:08:31,896 --> 00:08:33,729 Let's check the room, 198 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:34,981 see if they got the luggage in. 199 00:08:35,016 --> 00:08:36,866 We're due to take off in ten minutes. 200 00:08:36,901 --> 00:08:37,483 Take off? 201 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,368 Leave, sail. 202 00:08:39,403 --> 00:08:41,237 Depart. Depart, depart. 203 00:08:52,248 --> 00:08:53,499 I don't believe it. 204 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,384 Oh, alan! 205 00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:58,504 Alan, isn't it marvelous? 206 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,258 Oh, alan, the bed! 207 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:05,394 Oh, isn't it wonderful? 208 00:09:05,429 --> 00:09:07,897 Oh, and stairs! Look, you have to go up and down to get in. 209 00:09:07,932 --> 00:09:10,399 This is probably the most ridiculous room in the whole world. 210 00:09:10,434 --> 00:09:12,902 Probably? Probably?! It is! 211 00:09:12,937 --> 00:09:14,153 And you like it, huh? 212 00:09:14,188 --> 00:09:16,022 Oh, yes, yes, 213 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:17,273 i like it! 214 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:18,524 Don't you? 215 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,775 No kidding. Can we even take this 216 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,027 for two whole weeks? I mean... 217 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:22,912 alan, alan, the whistle! 218 00:09:22,947 --> 00:09:24,163 Come on, come on, let's go up on deck. 219 00:09:24,198 --> 00:09:25,414 Why? Why? 220 00:09:25,449 --> 00:09:27,283 Because that's what people do. 221 00:09:27,318 --> 00:09:29,785 Haven't you ever seen any movies? 222 00:09:35,424 --> 00:09:36,676 Here they are. 223 00:09:36,711 --> 00:09:39,045 Those are the ones i mean- 224 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,930 they're coming with us. 225 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:43,432 Nonsense. 226 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:47,186 It's obviously a silly blunder. 227 00:09:47,221 --> 00:09:49,055 I tell you, i've seen their tickets. 228 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,940 All right, keep calm. 229 00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:52,191 There's plenty of time. 230 00:09:52,226 --> 00:09:54,060 I want to see it 231 00:09:54,095 --> 00:09:55,945 from the top deck. 232 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:57,196 You young people 233 00:09:57,231 --> 00:10:00,316 are probably unaware of the fact 234 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:01,567 that this is a sort of, uh, 235 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,070 private cruise. 236 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:05,321 Yes. 237 00:10:05,356 --> 00:10:07,823 Quite... there must be 238 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,709 a slip-up somewhere. 239 00:10:09,744 --> 00:10:10,326 Oh, no. 240 00:10:10,361 --> 00:10:12,828 There hasn't been any slip-up. 241 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,080 This is our ship 242 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,965 and we're sailing to europe on it. 243 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,833 Her. Oh, her. 244 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,085 There you are, you see. 245 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,970 Oh, dear. 246 00:10:21,005 --> 00:10:23,472 This is very bad news indeed. 247 00:10:23,507 --> 00:10:25,341 Oh, really? 248 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:27,226 This may sound odd to you, 249 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,095 but, really, we want to help you. 250 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:32,231 Exactly. You see, there are certain things 251 00:10:32,266 --> 00:10:33,482 you don't know about the ship. 252 00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:35,351 Now, what does that mean? 253 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:39,739 Well, for instance, it isn't generally known... 254 00:10:39,774 --> 00:10:41,607 no, no, no, careful, careful. 255 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,241 No, no, no. 256 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:44,744 No, no, my dear gentleman, i must tell them. 257 00:10:44,779 --> 00:10:48,497 The ship is over 50 years old. 258 00:10:48,532 --> 00:10:50,366 Oh, we knew that. 259 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:52,251 Oh, well, then, uh, 260 00:10:52,286 --> 00:10:54,120 possibly one or two things you don't know 261 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:55,371 because you haven't looked. 262 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:57,256 She's falling apart. 263 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,125 Even the chairs... 264 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,627 they wouldn't bear the weight of a baby. 265 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,130 And the staircase, the staircase- look at it- 266 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:06,015 likely to collapse any moment. 267 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:07,266 And the food- you won't be able to eat it. 268 00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:08,517 It'll poison you, you get to main. 269 00:11:08,552 --> 00:11:11,520 So you can see how impractical the whole idea is, can't you? 270 00:11:11,555 --> 00:11:12,772 Uh-huh. 271 00:11:12,807 --> 00:11:14,640 Uh, there's just one thing. 272 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:15,891 Huh? 273 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:18,394 If this is such an awfully dangerous boat, 274 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:20,279 what are you two doing on it? 275 00:11:20,314 --> 00:11:25,284 Uh, uh... oh, well, we're old and eccentric. 276 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:29,038 We're... young and eccentric. 277 00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:31,540 We like impractical things. 278 00:11:31,575 --> 00:11:32,158 And besides, we think 279 00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:34,660 that this is an absolutely darling little boat. 280 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:37,797 That's the last warning. 281 00:11:37,832 --> 00:11:39,665 They'll be taking the gangplank down any moment. 282 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,168 You'll get seasick, you know. 283 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:43,419 No stabilizers. 284 00:11:43,454 --> 00:11:45,304 She rolls like an old washing machine. 285 00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:46,555 Well, it sounds like fun! 286 00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:47,807 For pete's sake, will you two gentlemen... 287 00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:49,058 just a moment, please. 288 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:52,928 Now, what's that for? 289 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,431 I'm prepared to pay you double the amount of your tickets 290 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:56,682 if you'll abandon your plans. 291 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,070 Well? 292 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,572 Not a chance. 293 00:12:03,607 --> 00:12:06,075 All right, then i'll triple the amount. 294 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:07,943 No. 295 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:11,697 Mrs. Ransome, you're driving me to extremes. 296 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:12,948 However, if you leave 297 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,700 thelady annenow, 298 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,585 i'll give you the equivalent 299 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,454 of 5,000 american dollars. 300 00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:19,705 And i'll match that. 301 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,590 Making it a total of 10,000. 302 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,343 Well, now you gentlemen are talking my language. 303 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:26,846 Shall we make it an even 100,000? 304 00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:30,599 Good gracious, we don't have that sort of money. 305 00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:31,851 Sorry, no deal. 306 00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:33,102 Oh, no, no, please reconsider. 307 00:12:33,137 --> 00:12:34,970 You don't understand. 308 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,473 Now look, my dear sir, 309 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,358 ever since we picked this tub, 310 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:40,609 people have been trying their best to discourage us. 311 00:12:40,644 --> 00:12:41,861 I don't know why 312 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,112 and i don't care. 313 00:12:43,147 --> 00:12:46,232 But if you're worried that the brash americans 314 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:49,368 are going to try to crash your cozy little tea party, 315 00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:50,619 forget it. 316 00:12:50,654 --> 00:12:52,621 No, laddie, it isn't that at all. 317 00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:53,873 Forget it. 318 00:12:53,908 --> 00:12:55,124 And leave us alone. 319 00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:11,006 You thought i'd take the money, didn't you? 320 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,258 I honestly didn't know. 321 00:13:12,293 --> 00:13:13,509 Oh, look, alan! 322 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:16,645 We're off to a great start. 323 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,157 Well... 324 00:13:28,192 --> 00:13:28,774 we tried. 325 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,659 We should have tried harder. 326 00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:33,779 We should have kept them off this ship. 327 00:13:49,512 --> 00:13:50,763 Alan? 328 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,517 Alan? 329 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,887 Oh, alan. 330 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,394 What are you doing up so early, hmm? 331 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,897 It's almost 11:00. 332 00:14:07,932 --> 00:14:10,399 So...? 333 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,544 Good morning. 334 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,667 Good morning. 335 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,679 All right. 336 00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:44,433 You're not getting nervous already, are you? 337 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,684 No. 338 00:14:46,936 --> 00:14:48,571 Come on, alan, let's not let 339 00:14:48,606 --> 00:14:51,690 two cranky old men spoil our honeymoon. 340 00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:53,576 How many? 341 00:14:53,611 --> 00:14:55,444 Hmm? 342 00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,695 Get dressed. 343 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,198 Fire drill's in 15 minutes. 344 00:15:12,962 --> 00:15:14,847 Oh, alan, i wish you would tell me 345 00:15:14,882 --> 00:15:16,098 what this is all about. 346 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,967 I feel as though i'm climbing the scaffold 347 00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:19,218 on my way to my execut... 348 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,720 all right, pay attention, please. 349 00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:26,108 Call for fire drill practice. 350 00:15:26,143 --> 00:15:28,477 Oh, alan. 351 00:15:29,111 --> 00:15:30,980 Now, see to it that your straps 352 00:15:31,015 --> 00:15:33,482 are firmly pulled across the chest and tied. 353 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:38,487 And that the jackets fit snugly across your body. 354 00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:42,241 Alan, you don't suppose that everybody... 355 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:43,492 everybody. 356 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:44,743 I checked this morning. 357 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:48,497 I didn't see a person under 75. 358 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:51,000 Oh, that's silly. 359 00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,885 It must just be the first class section. 360 00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:56,639 There's only one section, it's all first class. 361 00:15:56,674 --> 00:15:58,507 Do you mean that... 362 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,392 that they're the only... 363 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,010 now, then... 364 00:16:01,045 --> 00:16:03,512 in the event that the balloon 365 00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:04,146 should go up, 366 00:16:04,181 --> 00:16:06,515 the alarm will sound. 367 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,018 In a calm and orderly fashion, 368 00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:10,903 you will don your belts- 369 00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:12,154 over there, please- 370 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,274 and assemble here, "b" deck, 371 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,776 where you will await further instructions. 372 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,279 Groups will be divided up in the following manner: 373 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:22,781 Group "a," mr. And mrs. Hunter small, 374 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,667 mr. And mrs. Mckenzie, 375 00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:27,169 mr. And mrs. Scott esprey... 376 00:16:27,204 --> 00:16:27,786 now, remember, dear, 377 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,289 getting there is half the fun. 378 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,314 Looks like we're on time for the orgy. 379 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:56,565 Shh. 380 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,570 This isn't a boat, it's a floating rest home. 381 00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:02,821 Alan. 382 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,073 Bartender. 383 00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:05,324 Could you fix us up 384 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,460 with a couple of double martinis, very dry? 385 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,963 Could i have one? 386 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,717 Alan? 387 00:17:14,752 --> 00:17:15,334 Hmm? 388 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,219 I'm sorry. 389 00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:19,722 I didn't know it was going to be like... 390 00:17:19,757 --> 00:17:20,339 like this. 391 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,590 Yeah. 392 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:24,093 No, i really mean it. 393 00:17:24,128 --> 00:17:25,344 I am sorry. 394 00:17:26,595 --> 00:17:27,229 Listen, you know, 395 00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:29,098 it really doesn't make that much difference. 396 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:31,600 I mean, we really didn't want to meet anyone anyway. 397 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:32,851 What we really wanted... 398 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,737 stop saying "we," will you? 399 00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:36,605 If you'd listened to me, 400 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,490 we'd be in london right now. 401 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,359 Yeah, and you'd be at a business conference. 402 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:40,993 No. 403 00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:42,244 Yes. 404 00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:43,495 Thank you. Thank you. 405 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,752 And you would be there the next day and the day after. 406 00:17:49,787 --> 00:17:52,504 Oh, alan, that's what this trip is all about. 407 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,373 Don't you see that? 408 00:17:56,258 --> 00:17:58,127 Look, i know you've been unhappy. 409 00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:00,629 But do you think i enjoy working 28 hours a day? 410 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,766 Well, it comes to the same thing, doesn't it? 411 00:18:03,801 --> 00:18:04,383 We never see each other, 412 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,885 we never talk, we never... 413 00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:10,639 look, i told you before 414 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,524 right after i put this deal across, 415 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,776 i'm going to start 416 00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:15,027 taking it easy. 417 00:18:15,062 --> 00:18:16,278 Oh, sure, sure. 418 00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:18,147 That's what you said two years ago. 419 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:21,283 And you put the deal across and it didn't make any difference 420 00:18:21,318 --> 00:18:22,534 because there are always more deals 421 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,786 and there will always be more deals 422 00:18:23,821 --> 00:18:26,288 because that's all that matters to you anymore, isn't it? 423 00:18:26,323 --> 00:18:27,539 Isn't it?! 424 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,295 Could i have another drink, please? 425 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,164 You're supposed to sip those things, 426 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:36,415 not guzzle them down. 427 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,300 I'll tell you something, i am so tired of begging 428 00:18:38,335 --> 00:18:40,169 for a little bit of your time. 429 00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,671 You're not interested in me anyway. 430 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,922 You are interested in success. 431 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,174 You have to fight to get to the top, 432 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,425 and then you have to fight to stay there. 433 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,676 And you just fight, fight, fight. 434 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,927 Stop making a scene. Why? 435 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,813 Does it take your mind off mergers and board meetings? 436 00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:52,064 No, it takes my mind off the fact 437 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,315 that i was supposed to be 438 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,184 taking a trip and having a good time. 439 00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:56,435 Oh, come on, alan, 440 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,571 you took me on this trip because i asked to be taken, 441 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,189 that's all. 442 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,074 Otherwise, you would have gone alone. 443 00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:02,691 Now, isn't that right? 444 00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:03,942 I want you to admit that. 445 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,194 Isn't that right? Isn't that the truth? 446 00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,445 I cannot talk to you when you act like this. 447 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,947 I cannot talk to you. 448 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,586 You don't care about me anymore. 449 00:19:17,706 --> 00:19:20,209 Oh, i was really stupid 450 00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:22,094 to think that, uh, that a few days alone 451 00:19:22,129 --> 00:19:24,596 was going to make any difference. 452 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,099 Oh, you are a flaming success now. 453 00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:30,219 Alan ransome, the successful financier. 454 00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:33,972 And i am your nagging wife who doesn't understand. 455 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,224 Oh, what's the matter, alan? 456 00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,475 Don't get nervous. 457 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,360 You think they're going to catch on? 458 00:19:38,395 --> 00:19:39,611 They'll be like everyone else. 459 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,479 They'll think that we're 460 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,364 a happily married couple just made for each... 461 00:19:42,399 --> 00:19:43,615 just shut up, just shut up! 462 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,484 Oh, yes, sir, 463 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,735 yes, sir, yes, sir! 464 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,374 Well... 465 00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:55,494 you can stop worrying 466 00:19:55,529 --> 00:20:00,499 because when this tub finally gets there... 467 00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,384 you can relax... 468 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,138 because i'm going to leave. 469 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,509 That might be a good idea. 470 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,394 Well, it is. 471 00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:13,645 It is a good idea. 472 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,514 And then you'll have 473 00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:18,016 all your business deals to keep you warm 474 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,519 and you won't have any silly woman picking at you. 475 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:23,021 Now, won't that be marvelous, huh? 476 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:24,907 Yes. 477 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,409 Yes, it will be. 478 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:50,299 Mr. Ransome... 479 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,184 excuse me. 480 00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:53,435 What for this time? 481 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:54,686 Oh, millie... 482 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,555 oh, mrs. Ransome, i didn't see you. 483 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:59,057 We were wondering whether you cared to join us 484 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,943 for a cup of tea this afternoon 485 00:21:00,978 --> 00:21:01,560 and a chat, perhaps. 486 00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:02,811 No, uh, i don't think so. 487 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,062 Yes, yes, 488 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,564 of course, we'd be delighted. 489 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:06,815 It's at 4:00, isn't it? 490 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,568 Yes, 4:00 at the imperial lounge. 491 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:11,453 All right, we'll see you then. 492 00:21:11,488 --> 00:21:13,322 Good, good. Come along, millie. 493 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,327 Why did you do that? 494 00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:22,080 Because you and i have nothing more to say to each other, 495 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:25,834 and you said it yourself, we're gonna be stuck together 496 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,085 for a whole week, 497 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:31,473 so we might as well call a truce and make the best of it. 498 00:21:31,508 --> 00:21:32,724 Okay? 499 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,593 Okay. 500 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,986 "Housey housey." 501 00:21:44,021 --> 00:21:46,488 Sounds funsy-wunsy, doesn't it? 502 00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:56,248 Oh, here they are, millie. 503 00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:58,116 Come on, mr. And mrs. Ransome. 504 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,368 Tea's ready, the kettle's boiling. 505 00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:01,253 Come and sit down. Thank you. 506 00:22:01,288 --> 00:22:03,121 So glad you could make it. 507 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,624 It's nice of you to have tea with us. 508 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:06,875 Well, it's our pleasure. 509 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,760 I don't know if you've really met my wife, have you? 510 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,629 Millie, mr. And mrs. Ransome. 511 00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:12,514 Hello. Hello. 512 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:18,770 I'll have another cup of tea, old girl, if i may. 513 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:23,775 Nasty day, i'm afraid. 514 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:29,781 Now, then, the reason why we asked you to have a cup of tea with us 515 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,284 apart, of course, from having the pleasure of your company 516 00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:33,535 was because... 517 00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:34,786 millie- mrs. Mckenzie- 518 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:37,906 thought we'd been a little inhospitable, 519 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:39,157 a little standoffish, 520 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,409 rude, rude... 521 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:43,545 so, i expect i ought to apologize. 522 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,547 Do you, mr. Mckenzie? 523 00:22:45,582 --> 00:22:47,049 I beg your pardon, do i...? 524 00:22:47,084 --> 00:22:49,551 Apologize? Yes, of course, most sincerely. 525 00:22:49,586 --> 00:22:50,168 Now, another thing- 526 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,054 great news, great news. Very important, 527 00:22:52,089 --> 00:22:53,305 since we've been talking it over 528 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:55,173 millie and old burgess and the rest of us 529 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,425 and we've come to the conclusion 530 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,927 that you won't have to leave the ship after all. 531 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:03,932 Oh, we won't have... 532 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,817 oh, say, that is good news. 533 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,686 We were afraid we'd have to swim back 534 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:08,937 and that had us sick with worry. 535 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,325 Oh, my dear fel... he thought he'd got to swim. 536 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,827 Oh, we'd never allow that. Of course we wouldn't. 537 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,330 But we were a little bit embarrassed, you know, 538 00:23:18,365 --> 00:23:20,198 because it never entered our heads 539 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:22,084 that any stranger- outsider- 540 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:23,952 would want to travel on thelady anne. 541 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,203 You see, primarily she's a cruise ship, 542 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,706 and last time she picked up a new passenger 543 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,591 was, according to captain protheroe... 544 00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:31,460 have you met the captain? 545 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:32,344 According to him, 546 00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:34,212 the last time they picked up a new passenger 547 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,098 was the summer of '48. 548 00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:36,715 So, you see... 549 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:40,469 well, no need to fuss, is there? 550 00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:41,720 Because everything's settled now. 551 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,222 What's all settled? 552 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,224 What my husband is trying to say 553 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:49,978 is that you won't have to die, after all. 554 00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:08,163 Twilight zonewill continue after station identification. 555 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,646 What did you say? 556 00:24:24,681 --> 00:24:27,766 I said you won't have to die after all. 557 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:32,771 Of boredom, millie means. Don't you, dear? 558 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,022 Oh! 559 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,525 Yes, of course. Yes. 560 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,912 I'm afraid we haven't been very good company so far. 561 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:44,166 Well, no. No, frankly... frankly, you haven't. 562 00:24:44,201 --> 00:24:46,034 Oh, please forgive us. 563 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:48,537 You see, the fact is that old millie and i 564 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:51,673 have spent many fine hours on this old scow. 565 00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:53,542 Hours one can't 566 00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:55,177 forget easily. 567 00:24:55,212 --> 00:24:57,679 When we heard they were going to retire her, 568 00:24:57,714 --> 00:24:58,930 we joined her 569 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:01,933 for her last two-way sailing. 570 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,185 It's true of the others. 571 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,687 That's why there's so many old parties on board. 572 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:07,689 Oh. 573 00:25:07,724 --> 00:25:08,940 Well, we didn't understand. 574 00:25:08,975 --> 00:25:11,560 And they still don't understand. 575 00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:12,811 Some more tea? 576 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:13,695 It's very refreshing. 577 00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:14,946 Yes, thank you. 578 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,198 One thing hasn't changed: 579 00:25:16,233 --> 00:25:18,450 It's still the best cup of tea in the world. 580 00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:20,068 What about all the others? 581 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,069 Well, as i said 582 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,572 same reason as ourselves, really. 583 00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:24,823 Sentiment, you know. 584 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,074 Of course they know. 585 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,959 Why should they choose thelady anne? 586 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:30,462 Blessed if i know. 587 00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:33,215 Well, it isn't really such a different story. 588 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,466 Sentiment. 589 00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:37,085 There are different kinds of sentiment. 590 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,837 Partly, it was because 591 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:41,973 alan i haven't really been alone in six years. 592 00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,476 Excuse me. I'm going to get us a drink. 593 00:25:45,093 --> 00:25:46,478 Good idea. 594 00:25:46,513 --> 00:25:48,346 Scotch all around? 595 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,849 No, not for me, thank you. 596 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:51,733 Excuse me. 597 00:25:55,353 --> 00:25:57,856 He's embarrassed, isn't he? 598 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:02,861 I'm doing that to him all the time lately. 599 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:05,614 You said that you two hadn't been alone. 600 00:26:05,649 --> 00:26:07,866 No, no, uh... 601 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:11,620 alan is a very busy man. 602 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:12,871 Anyway, when he told me 603 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:16,007 he was going to england on business, 604 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:16,625 i made him promise to take me, 605 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:20,378 whichever way i decided to go. 606 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,881 But why did you choose thelady anne? 607 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:26,134 Well, uh, i guess it was time, really. 608 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:29,271 You know, more time to be alone together. 609 00:26:29,306 --> 00:26:32,390 I don't know. It just seemed... special. 610 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,893 Oh, my dear, she is special. 611 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,144 Much more special 612 00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:38,647 than you and your husband could ever imagine. 613 00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:39,898 Well, for one thing, 614 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:43,034 toby and i sailed on her when we got married. 615 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:45,537 That was, um, 52 years ago. 616 00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:47,405 53, as a matter of fact. 617 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,908 Oh, you should have seen her then- 618 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,793 splendid specimen, she was. 619 00:26:51,828 --> 00:26:53,044 The ship i mean, not old... 620 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:54,913 oh, toby, really. 621 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:57,916 I thought you told me it was an old rust bucket. 622 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:01,419 Not it, dear. She, she, she. 623 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,671 Did i say that? 624 00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:05,173 I should have been struck by lightning 625 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:06,424 for such a fearful lie. 626 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,310 Do you know thelady anne 627 00:27:08,345 --> 00:27:10,178 was the fairest boat that ever crossed the seas? 628 00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:12,681 Queen of the fleet, she was. 629 00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:13,315 Is, old boy. 630 00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:14,432 Is. 631 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,318 No other ship can touch her. 632 00:27:16,353 --> 00:27:17,569 I beg your pardon. Quite right. 633 00:27:17,604 --> 00:27:19,187 Oh, this is old ian burgess. 634 00:27:19,821 --> 00:27:21,189 You haven't met him properly. 635 00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:21,823 Mrs. Ransome. 636 00:27:21,858 --> 00:27:23,692 How do you do? 637 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,828 Well, don't stand there like a ninny. 638 00:27:26,863 --> 00:27:28,580 Sit yourself down. 639 00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:30,448 Please go on. 640 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,951 You were telling me how special she is. 641 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:33,952 "She," she said. 642 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,203 Did you hear? 643 00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:35,837 Good show. 644 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:37,088 Congratulations. 645 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:40,208 She was the only one, mrs. Ransome. 646 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:41,459 She specialized... oh, no 647 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,962 existedfor honeymooners. 648 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,213 Her cargo: 649 00:27:45,248 --> 00:27:47,098 Young people in love. 650 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,967 Yes. Your presence... 651 00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:50,218 oh, here he is. 652 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:51,469 Come and sit around here. Can you manage? 653 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:52,721 Mm-hmm. 654 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:55,857 Your presence on board is so ironic. 655 00:27:55,892 --> 00:27:56,858 No, that's not the word. 656 00:27:56,893 --> 00:27:58,109 Not ironic. What's the word? 657 00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,361 Sweet. 658 00:27:59,396 --> 00:27:59,978 No, that isn't it. 659 00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,229 Doesn't matter. 660 00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:02,480 The fact is 661 00:28:02,515 --> 00:28:07,485 this ship was a regular floating wedding barge. 662 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,988 No one on board except young married couples 663 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,490 full of juice, and the moon in their eyes. 664 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,376 Oh, dear me, you'd have laughed. 665 00:28:14,411 --> 00:28:15,627 It was funny to see them 666 00:28:15,662 --> 00:28:16,878 pretending they'd been married for years, 667 00:28:16,913 --> 00:28:18,129 acting as if they were grown up, 668 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,998 and all the time nervous as kittens. 669 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,249 Remember, burgess? 670 00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:24,002 Of course i do. 671 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:25,253 But all the nervousness vanished 672 00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,756 once thelady anne had given them enough time 673 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:28,506 to know each other. 674 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,392 She was such a wise lady. 675 00:28:30,427 --> 00:28:32,260 She understood these things. 676 00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:35,013 Everything was done for young people. 677 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:35,897 I expect, to the others, 678 00:28:35,932 --> 00:28:38,400 the ship seemed a bit ridiculous. 679 00:28:38,435 --> 00:28:40,902 Love has its own particular point of view. 680 00:28:40,937 --> 00:28:42,771 It sees everything larger than life. 681 00:28:42,806 --> 00:28:45,907 Nothing is too ornate, too fanciful, too dramatic. 682 00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:48,526 Love demands the theatrical. 683 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,029 And then transfigures it. 684 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:54,783 It turns the grotesque into the lovely, 685 00:28:54,818 --> 00:28:56,668 as a child does. 686 00:28:56,703 --> 00:29:01,039 With it, we can see what we wish to see in other people. 687 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,292 Without it, we can't see anything at all. 688 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:10,682 We can search forever and never find. 689 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:13,802 How a shipping company ever had that particular point of view 690 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,053 i cannot imagine. 691 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:19,441 But they turned thelady anne into an enchanted gondola 692 00:29:19,476 --> 00:29:21,559 and took that moment of happiness 693 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:25,947 and made it live for two unspeakably wonderful weeks. 694 00:29:25,982 --> 00:29:28,450 They get the drift, millie. 695 00:29:28,485 --> 00:29:30,318 No need to go all sticky on us. 696 00:29:31,453 --> 00:29:33,321 I feel sticky. 697 00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:36,074 Yes, we all love this ship. 698 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:38,576 When we heard she was going to be retired, 699 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:39,828 we thought it only right 700 00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:42,330 to join her on her last journey. 701 00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:46,084 Most people are here for the same reason. 702 00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,335 Major jones is just behind me- 703 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:49,838 the bald man- 704 00:29:50,472 --> 00:29:51,089 with his wife. 705 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:52,841 He was an engineer 706 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:55,343 and a very good one, in his day. 707 00:29:56,978 --> 00:29:58,847 And the couple on the left there- 708 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:00,598 the whiteaways- charming couple. 709 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:01,850 They were married on the ship 710 00:30:01,885 --> 00:30:04,736 41 years ago tomorrow. 711 00:30:05,353 --> 00:30:06,604 Oh. 712 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,857 The chap sitting over there alone 713 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:11,359 is otto champion, 714 00:30:11,394 --> 00:30:11,993 the writer. 715 00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:13,745 Surely you've heard about him? 716 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,114 We used to call him otto of roses. 717 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,999 Such a one with the ladies. 718 00:30:18,034 --> 00:30:20,502 You wouldn't think so 719 00:30:20,537 --> 00:30:21,870 to look at the old chap now, would you? 720 00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:22,871 He's a widower. 721 00:30:23,505 --> 00:30:25,373 His wife died in '28 722 00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:26,624 uh, no, '29. 723 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:29,511 '29, that's right. 724 00:30:29,546 --> 00:30:31,379 The day trigo won the derby. 725 00:30:31,414 --> 00:30:32,630 What are you talking about? 726 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:33,882 She died in '33, 727 00:30:34,516 --> 00:30:36,384 the year hyperion won the derby. 728 00:30:36,419 --> 00:30:38,887 Oh, anyway, it was round about that time. 729 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:41,389 Good heavens, look. There's old lord bristol. 730 00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:42,774 He can hardly walk. 731 00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:44,025 Is he alone? 732 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:45,276 Decent sort of fellow. 733 00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:46,528 Yes, i'm afraid he is. Yes. 734 00:30:46,563 --> 00:30:50,899 What about you, mr. Burgess? 735 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,150 The same. 736 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,291 She's lovely. 737 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:02,794 We intended to do this trip together 738 00:31:02,829 --> 00:31:04,045 but, uh... 739 00:31:10,051 --> 00:31:11,920 oh, no, my dear. 740 00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:13,421 Please. I'm so sorry. 741 00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:15,173 No, i'm sorry. 742 00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:17,675 We'll be together again soon. 743 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:18,927 I'm sorry. 744 00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:20,178 It's all right, my dear. 745 00:31:20,213 --> 00:31:21,429 Nothing matters 746 00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:22,680 if you're in love. 747 00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:25,183 You are in love, aren't you? 748 00:31:29,571 --> 00:31:31,439 Yes... of course. 749 00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:33,942 Well, that's all that matters. 750 00:31:36,077 --> 00:31:37,328 Are you better now, dear? 751 00:31:37,946 --> 00:31:39,197 Yes, yes, i'm... 752 00:31:40,448 --> 00:31:42,333 i'm sorry. 753 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:43,585 It's quite all right. 754 00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,087 I cry myself sometimes, 755 00:31:46,122 --> 00:31:47,705 don't i, toby? 756 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:48,957 Sometimes? All the time. 757 00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:50,208 Oh, no. 758 00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:50,959 Well, i don't. 759 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,844 It depresses me. 760 00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:55,096 I say, why don't you two go get some fresh air? 761 00:31:55,131 --> 00:31:57,599 It'll do you good. 762 00:31:57,634 --> 00:31:58,850 Thank you so much. 763 00:32:41,643 --> 00:32:45,396 Now what's going on? 764 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,265 Hmm? 765 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:48,516 The, uh, sun. 766 00:32:51,653 --> 00:32:53,521 Well, what about it? 767 00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:56,024 It's, uh... behind us. 768 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,165 So... it's behind us. 769 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:07,285 Well, it was over there yesterday. 770 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:11,039 That means we're heading north. 771 00:33:11,074 --> 00:33:12,924 So we're heading north. 772 00:33:18,546 --> 00:33:21,049 We should be heading east. 773 00:33:21,683 --> 00:33:23,551 Blame it on me. 774 00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:25,436 I'm responsible for everything else. 775 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,939 Why not this? 776 00:33:36,698 --> 00:33:37,949 I don't know what i'm doing 777 00:33:37,984 --> 00:33:39,817 on this crazy boat. 778 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,822 Really, eileen, this is ridiculous. 779 00:33:46,074 --> 00:33:46,708 Eileen? 780 00:33:48,576 --> 00:33:49,827 Where are you, eileen? 781 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:12,600 Eileen? 782 00:34:16,354 --> 00:34:16,988 Eileen? 783 00:34:20,108 --> 00:34:21,993 Oh, for pete's sake. 784 00:34:31,619 --> 00:34:32,870 Oh, i'm sorry. 785 00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,122 Something wrong? 786 00:34:34,157 --> 00:34:35,373 Have you seen eileen? 787 00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:36,624 I can't find her. 788 00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:38,626 No. Haven't you? 789 00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:39,877 No. We were... 790 00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:41,129 we were 791 00:34:41,164 --> 00:34:42,380 standing over here 792 00:34:42,415 --> 00:34:44,265 and, uh, uh, she... 793 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,134 she was right behind me, and i... 794 00:34:46,169 --> 00:34:48,019 you don't think anything happened to her? 795 00:34:48,054 --> 00:34:51,139 I doubt it. It's not easy to fall overboard. 796 00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:53,024 She may be looking for you even now. 797 00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:06,537 Have you seen her? 798 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:09,040 Sorry, sir, but i wouldn't worry if i were you. 799 00:35:09,075 --> 00:35:10,291 Where's the captain? 800 00:35:10,326 --> 00:35:12,160 I want to have this ship searched. 801 00:35:12,195 --> 00:35:14,045 Captain protheroe is extremely busy, sir. 802 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,165 I've already taken the liberty of alerting the crew. 803 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,416 Have you tried the library? 804 00:35:32,814 --> 00:35:34,682 Eileen! 805 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:38,436 Eileen! 806 00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:40,321 Have you found her? 807 00:35:40,356 --> 00:35:41,572 Beg pardon, sir? 808 00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:43,441 My wife. Have you found her? You were searching. 809 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:45,326 No, sir. 810 00:36:33,741 --> 00:36:35,626 Not turned up yet? 811 00:36:36,878 --> 00:36:38,129 In that case, why not... 812 00:36:38,164 --> 00:36:40,631 why not let's go and have a drink, eh? 813 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,385 Come along, my boy. 814 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:54,762 Two whiskeys, please. 815 00:36:54,797 --> 00:36:57,899 Better make 'em large ones. 816 00:36:57,934 --> 00:36:59,150 Thank you. 817 00:36:59,185 --> 00:37:01,652 Now, then... 818 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:02,270 ah! 819 00:37:04,772 --> 00:37:06,657 She's gone. 820 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:08,526 No, she hasn't really. It just seems like that. 821 00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:11,028 But you've missed her. That's all, my boy. 822 00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:12,914 A toast... 823 00:37:12,949 --> 00:37:14,782 to thelady anne. 824 00:37:14,817 --> 00:37:18,536 The finest and loveliest ship that ever sailed the seas. 825 00:37:20,456 --> 00:37:21,038 Thelady anne. 826 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:29,931 It's a pity what's going to happen. 827 00:37:29,966 --> 00:37:31,182 It isn't a pity. 828 00:37:32,433 --> 00:37:33,050 It's a crime! 829 00:37:34,971 --> 00:37:36,804 A crime perpetrated 830 00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:38,689 by stupid men in bow ties. 831 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,558 Now, now, easy, burgess. 832 00:37:40,593 --> 00:37:42,443 Nothing to get overheated about. 833 00:37:42,478 --> 00:37:43,694 Nothing? 834 00:37:44,312 --> 00:37:45,563 Are you so... 835 00:37:45,598 --> 00:37:46,814 so feebleminded 836 00:37:46,849 --> 00:37:48,699 that you can't see the truth? 837 00:37:49,317 --> 00:37:49,951 Don't you realize 838 00:37:49,986 --> 00:37:51,819 why they're going to scrap thelady anne? 839 00:37:51,854 --> 00:37:54,322 Outlived her usefulness, i suppose. 840 00:37:54,357 --> 00:37:55,573 Oh, nonsense. 841 00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,458 She's the finest ship afloat. 842 00:37:57,493 --> 00:37:58,709 You deny it? 843 00:37:58,744 --> 00:37:59,961 Certainly not. 844 00:37:59,996 --> 00:38:01,212 Oh. 845 00:38:01,247 --> 00:38:04,215 She may be a little slow, perhaps, 846 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,717 but... 13 or 14 days 847 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:07,969 ought to be quite fast enough 848 00:38:08,004 --> 00:38:10,471 for anyone in their right minds. 849 00:38:10,506 --> 00:38:11,722 That's just it. 850 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:14,225 People aren't in their right minds anymore. 851 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:16,594 They sacrifice leisure for speed. 852 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:19,096 And speed's the only thing that matters. 853 00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:20,348 Come, quick, hurry, hurry, hurry. 854 00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:21,599 Fast, faster, faster. 855 00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:22,850 Get it over with. 856 00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:25,236 Why the rush? 857 00:38:25,353 --> 00:38:27,238 Don't get so querulous, old man. 858 00:38:27,273 --> 00:38:28,489 It's bad for you. 859 00:38:28,524 --> 00:38:29,106 I am not querulous. 860 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:30,358 I am merely trying to point out 861 00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:31,609 the true reason 862 00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:33,494 for this disgraceful decision. 863 00:38:33,529 --> 00:38:34,745 Which is? 864 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:35,363 A plot... 865 00:38:35,398 --> 00:38:38,499 obviously of communistic origin. 866 00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:42,253 They're going to condemn thelady anne 867 00:38:42,288 --> 00:38:43,504 because she represents a way of life. 868 00:38:43,539 --> 00:38:44,755 The old way. 869 00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:47,258 She has grace, manners, 870 00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:49,377 tradition. 871 00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:50,628 And now they're going to scrap her. 872 00:38:50,663 --> 00:38:51,879 Oh, i say! 873 00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:54,382 Somebody turn him off. 874 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:56,267 Nothing is sacred anymore. 875 00:38:56,302 --> 00:39:00,021 The beasts are at the gates, but we're too old to fight, 876 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:03,274 so we have to stand around like pathetic statues, 877 00:39:03,309 --> 00:39:05,776 with our medals tarnished and our swords broken, 878 00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:09,530 while the vandals turn our castles into sideshows 879 00:39:09,565 --> 00:39:12,650 and stick up nasty little advertisements for soap 880 00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:13,901 all along the roadside. 881 00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:17,288 And now they're going to scrap thelady anne. 882 00:39:17,323 --> 00:39:18,539 But i warn you, 883 00:39:18,574 --> 00:39:23,544 how are we going to stop them from scrapping the whole world? 884 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,052 Poor old boy. You mustn't blame him. 885 00:39:31,087 --> 00:39:34,171 He'd planned to make this trip with his wife. 886 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:36,674 And then, a few weeks ago, she had to go 887 00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:38,809 and die on him, poor old boy. 888 00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,312 Well, we'll have the party tomorrow night. 889 00:39:41,562 --> 00:39:43,431 Yes. He may feel better then. 890 00:39:43,466 --> 00:39:45,933 Another drink, mr. Ransome? 891 00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:47,184 No? All right. 892 00:40:21,969 --> 00:40:23,220 Drinking alone? 893 00:40:27,608 --> 00:40:30,111 Where have you been? 894 00:40:30,146 --> 00:40:31,362 I've been looking all over for you. 895 00:40:31,397 --> 00:40:32,613 I've been here, alan. 896 00:40:32,648 --> 00:40:33,864 But i look... 897 00:40:45,126 --> 00:40:46,994 oh, alan. 898 00:40:47,029 --> 00:40:48,879 Alan, you must be drunk. 899 00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:52,633 No. 900 00:40:52,668 --> 00:40:54,502 I'm not drunk. 901 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:10,151 Where did this come from? 902 00:41:10,186 --> 00:41:12,019 Mrs. Mckenzie gave it to me. 903 00:41:12,054 --> 00:41:15,156 She wore it on her honeymoon. 904 00:41:15,191 --> 00:41:17,658 Do you like it? 905 00:41:17,693 --> 00:41:18,909 It's beautiful. 906 00:41:19,527 --> 00:41:22,029 And you're beautiful. 907 00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:26,417 Oh, alan 908 00:41:26,452 --> 00:41:29,537 alan, what happened? 909 00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,039 I don't know what happened. 910 00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:34,542 But i'm going to try very hard 911 00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:36,427 not to forget it. 912 00:41:40,181 --> 00:41:41,432 See that? 913 00:41:57,064 --> 00:41:58,949 What have you got there, dear? 914 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,818 Don't you remember? 915 00:42:00,853 --> 00:42:02,703 They're your letters. 916 00:42:02,738 --> 00:42:05,823 I've had them how long a time? 917 00:42:05,858 --> 00:42:07,708 What are you going to do with them, eh? 918 00:42:07,743 --> 00:42:09,577 Bury them. 919 00:42:09,612 --> 00:42:13,330 I don't need them anymore. 920 00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:30,848 It won't be very long now. 921 00:42:30,883 --> 00:42:32,733 Here they are. 922 00:42:32,768 --> 00:42:34,602 Come along, mr. And mrs. Ransome. 923 00:42:34,637 --> 00:42:35,853 Champagne's getting warm. 924 00:42:35,888 --> 00:42:37,738 You know my wife, don't you? 925 00:42:37,773 --> 00:42:39,607 That's the captain. 926 00:42:39,642 --> 00:42:40,241 Have you met captain protheroe? 927 00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:41,492 No. 928 00:42:41,527 --> 00:42:42,743 There he is, mr. And mrs. Ransome. 929 00:42:42,778 --> 00:42:44,612 Sit down. Make yourselves comfortable. 930 00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:45,863 I'm very happy to meet you. 931 00:42:45,898 --> 00:42:47,114 We're happy to meet you, sir. 932 00:42:47,149 --> 00:42:49,366 You've had a pleasant voyage? 933 00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:51,368 Oh, yes, sir. We're... 934 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,871 we're grateful to have been part of it. 935 00:42:55,122 --> 00:42:56,757 Indeed? 936 00:42:56,792 --> 00:42:59,260 Well, that's very nice. 937 00:42:59,295 --> 00:43:01,762 I suppose you've packed your things? 938 00:43:01,797 --> 00:43:02,630 Hmm? 939 00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:05,132 They don't know yet. 940 00:43:05,167 --> 00:43:06,884 Oh? 941 00:43:07,518 --> 00:43:08,769 Well... i suppose 942 00:43:09,136 --> 00:43:09,770 it's all the same. 943 00:43:09,805 --> 00:43:11,021 Don't know what, sir? 944 00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:13,524 Oh, nothing. 945 00:43:13,559 --> 00:43:14,775 We thought it would be 946 00:43:14,810 --> 00:43:17,027 better this way, captain. 947 00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:19,530 You know, your presence aboard has been rather- 948 00:43:19,565 --> 00:43:22,032 how shall i say? - symbolic. 949 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:23,901 Us ending, as it were, 950 00:43:23,936 --> 00:43:25,786 and you beginning. 951 00:43:25,821 --> 00:43:28,906 Our captain's quite a romantic, isn't he? 952 00:43:28,941 --> 00:43:29,540 Extraordinary man. 953 00:43:31,408 --> 00:43:33,294 Well, if you'll excuse me, 954 00:43:33,329 --> 00:43:35,162 i have some business to attend to. 955 00:43:35,197 --> 00:43:35,913 You'll be back? 956 00:43:35,948 --> 00:43:38,415 Very shortly. Yes. 957 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,426 Well, look at me. 958 00:43:51,929 --> 00:43:54,181 That's cute. 959 00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:56,934 I see thelady anne has worked her magic on you. 960 00:43:56,969 --> 00:43:59,937 Oh, yes. She andyou- 961 00:43:59,972 --> 00:44:01,822 all of you. 962 00:44:01,857 --> 00:44:03,691 I can't tell you how grateful we are. 963 00:44:04,325 --> 00:44:06,827 See, we'd forgotten so many things. 964 00:44:06,862 --> 00:44:08,078 As mr. Burgess said, 965 00:44:08,113 --> 00:44:10,447 people don't know how to relax. 966 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:11,699 Rush, rush, rush. 967 00:44:11,734 --> 00:44:13,701 I guess i was rushing. 968 00:44:13,736 --> 00:44:16,837 I forgot the most important things in my life. 969 00:44:17,623 --> 00:44:20,090 But i won't lose sight of them again. 970 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:22,710 I say, let's drink to that, shall we? 971 00:44:23,996 --> 00:44:25,846 Yes, here we are. 972 00:44:25,881 --> 00:44:27,097 Cheers. 973 00:44:27,132 --> 00:44:27,715 Thank you. 974 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,352 What's that? 975 00:44:31,387 --> 00:44:33,103 What's what? 976 00:44:34,355 --> 00:44:35,606 The engines. They've stopped. 977 00:44:35,641 --> 00:44:39,977 Some slight difficulty. Nothing, nothing, nothing. 978 00:44:42,730 --> 00:44:43,981 Mrs. Ransome, 979 00:44:44,016 --> 00:44:46,233 may i have the pleasure of this dance? 980 00:44:46,268 --> 00:44:49,370 Oh, i was hoping you'd ask me. 981 00:44:49,405 --> 00:44:50,621 Thank you. 982 00:44:50,656 --> 00:44:51,872 Mrs. Mckenzie 983 00:44:51,907 --> 00:44:53,741 i'm not very good, but, uh... 984 00:44:53,776 --> 00:44:54,992 delighted, mr. Ransome. 985 00:44:55,027 --> 00:44:56,877 Good old millie. Got your hands full. 986 00:44:56,912 --> 00:44:58,746 Not so much of the "old," dear. 987 00:45:26,907 --> 00:45:28,158 Had enough of it, did you? 988 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:30,027 Thank you. 989 00:45:30,062 --> 00:45:31,278 I see they haven't got them fixed. 990 00:45:31,313 --> 00:45:32,529 What fixed? 991 00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:33,163 The engines. 992 00:45:33,198 --> 00:45:34,415 Oh? 993 00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:35,666 No. 994 00:45:35,701 --> 00:45:38,168 Your things have been gathered together. 995 00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:39,420 What things? 996 00:45:39,455 --> 00:45:40,671 Why, your luggage. 997 00:45:40,706 --> 00:45:42,039 Really, mckenzie, 998 00:45:42,074 --> 00:45:44,541 i'd have thought you'd have told them by now. 999 00:45:44,576 --> 00:45:45,793 Yes... 1000 00:45:45,828 --> 00:45:48,295 well, we're all having such a fine time 1001 00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:50,180 i didn't want to spoil the fun. 1002 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:52,933 Excuse me, but what are you talking about? 1003 00:45:52,968 --> 00:45:54,802 Why should we gather our things together? 1004 00:45:54,837 --> 00:45:56,053 Because, my friends, 1005 00:45:56,088 --> 00:45:57,938 we're putting you off the ship. 1006 00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:00,441 You're what? 1007 00:46:00,476 --> 00:46:02,309 Putting you off the ship. 1008 00:46:02,943 --> 00:46:03,560 What do you mean? 1009 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:04,812 Just that. 1010 00:46:04,847 --> 00:46:06,697 Why? Are we in trouble? 1011 00:46:06,732 --> 00:46:07,698 No, no... 1012 00:46:07,733 --> 00:46:08,949 well, then why? 1013 00:46:08,984 --> 00:46:11,452 There's no time for explanations. 1014 00:46:11,487 --> 00:46:13,320 If mr. Mckenzie had done as he promised, 1015 00:46:13,355 --> 00:46:14,571 they wouldn't even be necessary. 1016 00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:18,709 Skip the explanation. 1017 00:46:18,744 --> 00:46:21,211 They'll understand eventually. 1018 00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,580 Maybe, but we're not going anywhere 1019 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:24,832 until we understand why. 1020 00:46:24,867 --> 00:46:27,334 I'm afraid you haven't any choice. 1021 00:46:27,369 --> 00:46:29,086 Follow me, please. 1022 00:46:29,121 --> 00:46:30,971 No. 1023 00:46:31,588 --> 00:46:34,091 Unless this is some sort of gag. 1024 00:46:36,593 --> 00:46:39,096 Oh, it is, isn't it? 1025 00:46:39,131 --> 00:46:39,730 I mean, you don't just 1026 00:46:39,765 --> 00:46:42,232 put passengers off a ship in mid-ocean. 1027 00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:43,484 He's kidding, isn't he? 1028 00:46:45,986 --> 00:46:47,855 Follow the captain, please. 1029 00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:59,750 We'll come along with you. 1030 00:46:59,785 --> 00:47:02,252 A bit of the way, anyhow. 1031 00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:04,121 Better bring your coat, millie. 1032 00:47:04,156 --> 00:47:05,372 My boy, 1033 00:47:05,407 --> 00:47:06,623 mustn't worry too much. 1034 00:47:06,658 --> 00:47:09,009 Your exact position's been radioed. 1035 00:47:09,044 --> 00:47:12,129 Even now, help's on the way. 1036 00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:25,893 Your luggage is in the boat, you see. 1037 00:47:25,928 --> 00:47:29,029 Biscuits, flares... 1038 00:47:29,064 --> 00:47:31,532 and some champagne, i saw to that. 1039 00:47:31,567 --> 00:47:34,034 Coats and provisions are in the boat. 1040 00:47:34,069 --> 00:47:36,537 Oh, and it sends out an automatic signal. 1041 00:47:36,572 --> 00:47:38,405 Really... 1042 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,290 everything you need. 1043 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:42,159 Except a reason. 1044 00:47:42,194 --> 00:47:43,410 I'm sorry. 1045 00:47:43,445 --> 00:47:45,913 It's time we were off. 1046 00:47:45,948 --> 00:47:47,164 Into the boat, please. 1047 00:47:47,199 --> 00:47:49,666 But why? Is it something we've done? 1048 00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:51,552 No, not a bit of it. 1049 00:47:51,587 --> 00:47:54,054 Then for heaven's sake, why? Tell us. 1050 00:47:54,089 --> 00:47:55,305 You can't just put someone off a ship 1051 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:57,174 in the middle of the ocean without a reason. 1052 00:47:57,209 --> 00:47:59,059 There's a reason, my boy. 1053 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:04,681 We like you people. 1054 00:48:04,716 --> 00:48:06,567 We thought you liked us. 1055 00:48:15,943 --> 00:48:17,828 They do. 1056 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:30,340 Lower away! 1057 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:44,605 Better put on those coats. 1058 00:48:45,222 --> 00:48:46,473 You'll get cold. 1059 00:48:46,508 --> 00:48:47,724 Wrap up warm. 1060 00:48:47,759 --> 00:48:49,610 Yes, wrap up warm. 1061 00:49:19,006 --> 00:49:20,891 Good-bye! Bye-bye! 1062 00:49:20,926 --> 00:49:24,645 Stiff upper lip! Keep it up! 1063 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,147 Cheers! 1064 00:49:34,655 --> 00:49:35,906 Cold? 1065 00:49:37,157 --> 00:49:39,660 I've never felt so warm in my whole life. 1066 00:49:50,287 --> 00:49:53,924 Thelady anne never reached port. 1067 00:49:53,959 --> 00:49:55,792 After they were picked up by a cutter 1068 00:49:55,827 --> 00:49:57,044 a few hours later, 1069 00:49:57,079 --> 00:49:58,929 as captain protheroe had promised, 1070 00:49:58,964 --> 00:50:01,431 the ransomes searched the newspapers for news, 1071 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:03,300 but there wasn't any news. 1072 00:50:03,335 --> 00:50:06,436 Thelady anne, with all her crew and all her passengers, 1073 00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:07,688 vanished without a trace. 1074 00:50:07,723 --> 00:50:10,190 But the ransomes knew what had happened. 1075 00:50:10,225 --> 00:50:13,310 They knew that the ship had sailed off to a better port- 1076 00:50:13,345 --> 00:50:16,446 a place called the twilight zone.